What's All This Nonsense Then?!

What's All This Nonsense Then?!

Good Question!!!

All this nonsense is for me, if you have happened to stumble across it then my thoughts and prayers are with you. Prepare yourself for the most mind numbing and nonsensical load of tosh your peepers have ever set themselves upon.

There will be gibberish and rambling and spelling mistakes galore, so sit back and run for your life!

If you would like to complain, then please creepily 'follow' me on Twitter @RJBaker00

Tout Le Monde

Tuesday 23rd June, 2015

From giant acorns, tiny trees will grow. It’s like the Benjamin Button effect for trees. 
This is a new dawn, a new day, some would say, for me and you. I feel like there’s a song in there somewhere.

It’s difficult to say, especially without teeth, or lips, or a face even. Some people don’t keep this in mind when they judge the actions of others. What about poor Faceless Fran, Lipless Lilly or Toothless Tom. Spare a thought for Tongue-less Tony and Tonsil-less Tina and don’t even get me started on poor, defenseless, Larynxless Larry. 


These unfortunate inflicted (and named) individuals deserve a break, they also deserve a KitKat (product placement). Of course many of them would not be able to eat said KitKat, but hey! 
It’s the thought that counts, which is not the case for Brainless Barry, but he’s another tale for another era. I don’t have the heart to spin you the fable at this momento in time, much like Heartless Heath.


Racism is a funny word, I said word not subject, so get off your high horse and don’t even think of getting on that soap box, and no you can’t even mount your stilt wearing pony. It sounds like a term used within a race event. A Race-ism.
To avoid any further tar, and or, feathering I will now swiftly and smoothly, with the help of this star wipe transition

-------------* (swoosh)

move onto a new subject….Aids! “C’est pas possible!” (say-pah-po-see-bluh)

Nope.

A touchy subject, could either be a subject you touch, or a person/thing that does not like to be touched. Very confusing, I wish words or phrases where much more clearerer, much like this blog-ington. If everyone could just be many more like me, then the world would be many more noticeably a translucent place.


Comprende ?!

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