What's All This Nonsense Then?!

What's All This Nonsense Then?!

Good Question!!!

All this nonsense is for me, if you have happened to stumble across it then my thoughts and prayers are with you. Prepare yourself for the most mind numbing and nonsensical load of tosh your peepers have ever set themselves upon.

There will be gibberish and rambling and spelling mistakes galore, so sit back and run for your life!

If you would like to complain, then please creepily 'follow' me on Twitter @RJBaker00

Ode To Toilet

Wednesday 24th June, 2015

   Ceramic prince, smooth and white
   Pay you a visit in the darkest of night

   You see me at my worst but never judge
   I’v looked after you when the flush would not budge

   Your cuddles are cold, but reassuring
   When i'm ill, taking my rainbow yawning

   So thank you so much for all that you’ve done

   This thanks comes from me, oh and my bum

Stay Classy Y'all
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