Monday 4th August, 2014
So, the time has come for me to reveal my greatest secret to all of the world, however unfortunately, the whole world hasn't turned up yet, and i'm not in a habit of repeating myself.
So those of you who arrived on time are just going to have to sit patiently, and if you can't manage that then try standing patiently and if that doesn't work, just pace back and forward whilst maintaining a patient look upon your face.
Good, now that's settled, let's get onto the second order of business.
So, the time has come for me to reveal my greatest secret to all of the world, however unfortunately, the whole world hasn't turned up yet, and i'm not in a habit of repeating myself.
So those of you who arrived on time are just going to have to sit patiently, and if you can't manage that then try standing patiently and if that doesn't work, just pace back and forward whilst maintaining a patient look upon your face.
Good, now that's settled, let's get onto the second order of business.
I think the moustache should be renamed, the mouth brow.
Consistency and all that.
I mean moustache has no meaning at all. Now 'Mouth Brow' that's something we can all get excited about.
"That's a mighty fine mouth brow you have there sir"you can say,
"why thank you fella-me-lad, i grew'd it meself", is one thing they could very possbile, although unlikely, say back.
I mean, it just opens so many doors that up to this point have been simply unopenable, and i'm not one to be told which and which not doorsisis can and cannoted be opened.
Consistency and all that.
I mean moustache has no meaning at all. Now 'Mouth Brow' that's something we can all get excited about.
"That's a mighty fine mouth brow you have there sir"you can say,
"why thank you fella-me-lad, i grew'd it meself", is one thing they could very possbile, although unlikely, say back.
I mean, it just opens so many doors that up to this point have been simply unopenable, and i'm not one to be told which and which not doorsisis can and cannoted be opened.
Dizzie Rascal was on to something when he articulated the words 'fix up, look sharp', a fine moto we should all live by.
Indeed we should all endeavour to both fix up and then continue on and look sharp. You may be sitting, standing or pacing around and thinking to yourself
'but how can i possibly hope to do both these tasking tasks?'
Good question, and im not saying it will happen over night, or even over day, but one day, or night, it will happen, your hard work will pay off and you will achieve the seemingly impossible.
Indeed we should all endeavour to both fix up and then continue on and look sharp. You may be sitting, standing or pacing around and thinking to yourself
'but how can i possibly hope to do both these tasking tasks?'
Good question, and im not saying it will happen over night, or even over day, but one day, or night, it will happen, your hard work will pay off and you will achieve the seemingly impossible.
Dream On You Shiny Diamond
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