What's All This Nonsense Then?!

What's All This Nonsense Then?!

Good Question!!!

All this nonsense is for me, if you have happened to stumble across it then my thoughts and prayers are with you. Prepare yourself for the most mind numbing and nonsensical load of tosh your peepers have ever set themselves upon.

There will be gibberish and rambling and spelling mistakes galore, so sit back and run for your life!

If you would like to complain, then please creepily 'follow' me on Twitter @RJBaker00

Tally Ho, What What! Biscuits And Gravy.


Wednesday 17 August. 9.15pm

My neck is hot, Ooo La La La, Yes it’s very hot, Ooo La La La. The ancient hot neck song of the Solaria Tribe there, just a snippet for you.

If simple things please simple minds, does that work for everything? Complex things please complex minds and funny things please funny minds and dark things please dark minds.

How far does it go?

Cheese things pleasing cheese minds and monkey things please monkey minds, I mean that’s just crazy, even by my standards, who thinks up these things. Whoever you are, I’d like to meet you, please pop yourself in a self-addressed envelope and send to:


Bakers Think Box
PO Box Think
Craniumington
TB26 7XX

Sometimes I think, and then I'm like Whoa easy tiger, leave that to the professionals, you wouldn’t want to hurt yourself, or would you? Is that why you do it, you disgust me you sadistic bastard! And that’s why it’s only sometimes.

The End.

10.11pm

Spoon yourself some feed, groom yourself to please
Make sense boy
No! I don’t want to!
I said, make sense boy! WHACK(-a-mole)
Ow! No, I don’t have to!
What did you say, you ungrateful little urchin?!
WHACK-WHAC-WAK(-a-moleio)
*Sniffle*
That’ll teach you to call me an urchin Dad.

Mind’s Successfully BLOWN

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