11.24pm
Meanwhile, soon, in a place a lot like the current place a dark figure stalks the people of New Cityville. No one is safe from the Terrifyanator!
He strikes terror deep into the heart of the easily terrified by merely saying “Boo” quite loudly.
Run for the hills and keep running, past the hills, over the dales, through the brooks, take a left at the leafy farm, past the unusually tall trees, but if you go as far as the meadow of chalky chalk then you need to come back a bit, hang a right then right again then hop skip and jump and you’ll find yourself right where you need to be.
Lost.
Meanwhile, soon, in a place a lot like the current place a dark figure stalks the people of New Cityville. No one is safe from the Terrifyanator!
He strikes terror deep into the heart of the easily terrified by merely saying “Boo” quite loudly.
Run for the hills and keep running, past the hills, over the dales, through the brooks, take a left at the leafy farm, past the unusually tall trees, but if you go as far as the meadow of chalky chalk then you need to come back a bit, hang a right then right again then hop skip and jump and you’ll find yourself right where you need to be.
Lost.
In this weeks installment of ‘Are You Bermusified Yet?’ we take a look at the slightly but not very interesting life of Franklin Frankfurter IV a man who has been sneezing non-stop for his whole life, 47 years!
So Mr Frankfurter IV, I can call you that can’t I?
I’d rather you didn’t
Oh, OK then what should I call you?
Galactapuss
O. K. Mr Galactapuss, how have you coped all this time with this constant sneezing?
Fairly easily really, I mean it’s not constant it comes and goes, just every now and again I’ll have a chain of two or three sneezes, sometimes but not very often four will crop up
So, what, wait, you don’t sneeze everyday?
Oh god no, can you imagine, that would be unbearable.
Well why the hell am I talking to you then, this is show is called ‘Are You Bermusified Yet?’ not ‘Completely Normal Everyday Crap!’ that’s it I quit, I'm outta here
Hey, wait, I do still get paid right?!
*in the distance* you were never getting paid
But how am I going to afford to feed my cat?!
*further away* not my problem
well that’s a fine howdy doody, people these days, bloody cheek
*hardly audible* screw you Galactapuss, that’s not even a real name
It is too!
*unheard* no it’s not
Yes it is, wait, why did I say that, well I presume he said no it’s not, I better just say it in case, Yes it is!
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