Thursday 18 August. 1.21am
Alright fella, whatsa cracka-lackin? I just been dodging around the place, doing' a bita duckin’ and divin’ to-in and fro-in you know how it is geeza!
Oh I see the strong and silent type are we, well that’s no problem, I gots the gifts of the gab me, so I can do the talkin’ for the both of us.
You see it goes a little sumat like this, it does, I'm a bit of a likely lad, a chancer you could say, though be careful ‘cause I don’t take kindly to cheeky bleeders I don’t, just remember who your talkin’ to, alright?
Now where was I, oh yeah, I'm a opportunist you could say, I always gots me eyes open, lookin’ for where the next fast buck is comin’ from, I can spot a crafty squeeze 5 mile off I can, and by that I mean a viable business venture.
Oh yeah, no mistakin’ fella, I ain’t no screw job, I gots me marbles well and truly in me head. Let me just step out side for a quick puff puff then I’ll continue to elaborate on me’s highly colourful life.
Alright fella, whatsa cracka-lackin? I just been dodging around the place, doing' a bita duckin’ and divin’ to-in and fro-in you know how it is geeza!
Oh I see the strong and silent type are we, well that’s no problem, I gots the gifts of the gab me, so I can do the talkin’ for the both of us.
You see it goes a little sumat like this, it does, I'm a bit of a likely lad, a chancer you could say, though be careful ‘cause I don’t take kindly to cheeky bleeders I don’t, just remember who your talkin’ to, alright?
Now where was I, oh yeah, I'm a opportunist you could say, I always gots me eyes open, lookin’ for where the next fast buck is comin’ from, I can spot a crafty squeeze 5 mile off I can, and by that I mean a viable business venture.
Oh yeah, no mistakin’ fella, I ain’t no screw job, I gots me marbles well and truly in me head. Let me just step out side for a quick puff puff then I’ll continue to elaborate on me’s highly colourful life.
Friday 19 August. 1.11am
He never returned, some say he couldn’t remember the way back, others that he realised his life wasn’t so colourful after all, me I think he just faded away from memory.
He never returned, some say he couldn’t remember the way back, others that he realised his life wasn’t so colourful after all, me I think he just faded away from memory.
Saturday 20 August. 12.39am
Big up yourself, you rasta ragamuffin! This is DJ Wiked Stylie coming at ya from bombay-bastic island, playin’ all the tastiest tunes your ears did ever hear man.
So kick back, relax and drift away to the sound of Maxi Coolio and his summer chill out tune ‘Got No Beef Wit You’
Big up yourself, you rasta ragamuffin! This is DJ Wiked Stylie coming at ya from bombay-bastic island, playin’ all the tastiest tunes your ears did ever hear man.
So kick back, relax and drift away to the sound of Maxi Coolio and his summer chill out tune ‘Got No Beef Wit You’
I Aint Got No Beef, No No No Noooo
I Aint Got No Beef, No No No Noooo
I Aint Got No Beef Wit You
So Why Got It Wit Me
Chill Yourself To The Reggae Beat
Chill Yourself To The Sounds Of The Street
I Aint Go No Beef, No No No Noooo
Put Down That Gun And Smoke A Spliff
Otherwise You’ll Just End Up Stiff
I Aint Got No Beef, No No No Noooo
Why You So Angry, Take Time To Relax
Sip Some Sangria And Chill To The Max
I Aint Got No Beef, No No No Noooo
The Man He Tell Me To Cut My Hair
It Aint Hurtin’ No One, So It Aint Goin’ No Where
I Aint Got No Beef, No No No Nooo
I Aint Got No Beef Wit You
So Why You Got It Wit Me
Great song there from Maxi Coolio, we are goin’ to take a little commercial break now and then we’ll be back and chillin’ to more smooth sounds of di Caribbean man
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