Scaramouche Scaramouche!

Saturday 20 August. 1.04am

Can you do the fandango? Thunder bolt and lightning, very very frightening indeed!
That’s a good point you make there, though I woulnd’t go as far as to say it’s very VERY frightening, merely just frightening if your outside or happen to be clinging to a weather vane.
I tell you what is very very frightening, Alzheimer's, no joke. Also Bulgarian ninjha frogs (the ‘h’ is silent, also a typo), deadly in the wrong hands, and also in the right hands to be honest, and probably in no hands at all.
Never heard of them? Well then count yourself lucky, because even thinking about the existence of one is enough to send you into a deep coma, oh wait, ah shi……..zzzzzzZZZZ!

11.06pm Hey you, yes you, with the face! Don’t look away when I address you, yes I'm talking at you! Prepare to be assaulted by my brave and courageous self, with this, my infinite can of special brew. Fear it sir, for it holds the truth of the universe as well as being deadly in the hands of a master can wielder like myself. I shall give you a chance to run, as there would be no sport otherwise, now make your futile dash for your life sir, then let the games begin!

Madness is refreshing, which is nice. Also rewarding.

If I tell you a secret you must promise not to tell anyone else, okay? Good, shake on it. Excellent. Come closer I’ll whisper it. *whispers* I’v just given you herpes.

Did you know…oh you did? Well that saved me a lot of explanation, phew!