What's All This Nonsense Then?!

What's All This Nonsense Then?!

Good Question!!!

All this nonsense is for me, if you have happened to stumble across it then my thoughts and prayers are with you. Prepare yourself for the most mind numbing and nonsensical load of tosh your peepers have ever set themselves upon.

There will be gibberish and rambling and spelling mistakes galore, so sit back and run for your life!

If you would like to complain, then please creepily 'follow' me on Twitter @RJBaker00

Don't Call It A Come Back! Poem Edition

Hey Yo And Welcome

It's me, the guy you've never heard of BAKER!

Returned to the arena with a brand new selection of inane 'work' and i use the term work very loosely

This is the poem edition of my return

Be sure to let me know what you think...or not...either way

Here's a link to the audio of said poem...apparently now titled 'Sure Footed Scapegoats'

And here it is in words...so old fashioned


Brace yourself we’re ready for the take off
sure footed scapegoats with a smokers cough
sardine sonnets too physical for me
sideways glances go take a knee
device driven diatese hypocrite much
digital ego boost like a virtual crutch
popular playlists populate the airwaves
gremlins like mogwai let loose from their caves
wayward glances begging not to catch an eye
when the moment happens better reach for the sky
slipping off the rails no change in site
step away from the edge doesn’t stop here at night
tired eyed piss holes in the snow
move along matey its not time for the show
visions unexpected but digested over time
chugging and churning stereotyping crime
waving bypassers, passing by waves
cry baby elders perched on judging staves
disingenuined interest, overstating the obvious
high prize praise for a part time hobbyist
nonsensicle nonesense inane to the point
cyclical meaning carved in aching joints
evolution undeveloped humour allowed to rot

bid farewell to reason it was never worth a shot

https://soundcloud.com/shake-n-bake-gaming/sure-footed-scapegoats-a-poem

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