Sandpit Play?!

It's another one of those things...you know words in sentences with rhymes at the end...yeah a poem that's the one

Sandpit Play

straight off the cover of some timeless magazine

that i purchased when i was a teen

sealed behind vault doors

have a glance when you would like

but please announce it on the mic

so all the wide world can applause

sharing is caring or so they say

who are these they anyway?

and why are they making the rules

too many questions not enough responses

when all she actually wants is

to half inch those crown jewels

diversifying seems quite the task

rather you didn’t ask

just leave me to my own device

augmented humour easy to miss

serenade me with a kiss

how about we roll the dice

out stay your welcome am i polite

shrunk away into the night

better pour me another two

misdemeanour slap on the wrist

slice of lime with a whisky twist

don’t be embarrassed when i coo

visionary sanctity fades away

innocent youthful sandpit play

don’t show me pictures of your young

feigned interest like cellophane 

take me to a different plane

stepped on traps already sprung

the final bell has rung!